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Diversity SWAT Teams And The State Of The Union With Guest Host Adam Ford



This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/5/2020 with special guest host ADAM FORD.

In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome the creator… of the Babylon Bee: Adam Ford. They discuss the week’s top stories like CNN’s coverage of the problematic panel of experts doing something about the deadly coronavirus, now multiple Bernie staffers advocating violent revolution, and Trump’s State Of The Union address where the guys make predictions about media reactions (by the time this episode airs, you can see how prophetic they were).

In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk Superbowl half-time sex show, Brexit finally happening, and how our government’s legitimacy is forever gone now since Republican Senators didn’t just do whatever Democrats say.

Adam Ford is now in the real news business.

Check out his new site DISRN. You can also sign up for the daily Adam Ford Newsletter.

Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020!

Show Outline

Introduction – Kyle and Ethan welcome the Babylon Bee creator Adam Ford, discuss Kyle’s recent trip to a libertarian conference, and come up with a theme song for DISRN.

Story 1 – CNN Condemns D-Day Soldiers For Lack Of Diversity

Trump tweeted out a photo of his task force. I guess it was all white males.

“We will continue to monitor the ongoing developments,” the President said in his post. “We have the best experts anywhere in the world, and they are on top of it 24/7!”

CNN recently posted an Coronavirus task force another example of Trump administration’s lack of diversity…

“It’s a statement that’s as predictable as it is infuriating: President Donald Trump’s administration lacks diversity… They communicate a “patronage network that everyone is operating under,” as Eric Yellin, an associate professor of history and American studies at the University of Richmond, told The Washington Post last year, about a different set of photos. “Having that network be interracial is really important. But the visuals that have come to define the Trump administration say something else, too. They signal which people in a multi-racial, half-female country Trump values the opinions of: mostly white men who are mirror images of the President himself.

Story 2 – Uh-Oh: Sanders Campaign Texting ‘Gulag For You’ To People Who Aren’t Voting For Bernie

Project Veritas (James O’Keefe) continues to release candid camera clips of Bernie state campaign staffers (latest video highlights four of them)

No Comment from the campaign

No corporate media is covering it

They’re all still employed.

Adam Ford Recommendation: Go read the Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

Story 3 – Trump To Deliver State Of The Union In Scuba Gear To Avoid Drowning In Liberal Tears

Official responses have already been released before the address:

Snopes: FALSE

New York Times: Detailed analysis of every person making an OK hand sign during the speech

Buzzfeed: Take this quiz to find out what emoji best represents your opinions

Max Boot: Op ed – I was gonna become a Republican again until this speech

Alex Jones: Not one word about water turning the frogs gay.

Mike Pence: smiles, nods

CNN: (laughs uncontrollably)

Fox News: Flawless victory

Marianne Williamson: To really know the State of the union we must consult with these Himalayan salt crystals I got on Etsy

Greta Thunberg: (play audio)

Vox: buy these special 3D racism glasses to see all the racism you missed last night

Jordan Peterson: (gnaws london broil)

Topic of the Week – Is the news worth paying attention to? How much should it take up our lives? How political should we be? With Adam Ford.

Hate Mail/ Feedback – Apparently we are cowards.

Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:03:12)

Story 1 – Halftime Show Reduces Risk Of Wardrobe Malfunction By Eliminating Most Of Wardrobe (Subscriber Brandon Gaster contributed to this report)

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira performed at the Super Bowl Halftime show featuring stripper poles, kids in cages, and Puerto Rican flags.

Story 2 – Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized

See also Ethan’s lit photoshop on: Boris Johnson Blows Conch Shell, England Carried Away By Herd Of Manatees Story 3 – Dems Who Ran Sham Impeachment Hearings Shocked As Republicans Run Sham Impeachment Trial

Dan reads Adam Savage’s insane tweet. Kyle’s kids make an appearance and shove a firetruck into Ethan’s backside.

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The Babylon Bee, a fundamentalist religious publication put out by the far right, produces a podcast as well.
Michael Malice calls the italicized portion "an aside," and as we all know that's where the corporate media interjects its opinion.
Technically, the italicized portion is "an appositive" (Joe Blow, a Professor of Mockery , explained that satire…). We could call the corp media doing this: a snide/sneering aside or a leading appositive (leading to a concl)/skewed appositive/appositive propaganda.

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Grant Newland

18:40 in The Boy In Striped Pajamas they show a propaganda film calling concentration camps not that bad.

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Space Dinosaur

I dare anyone to look up the Nazino affair and tell me the Soviets weren't capable of all of the evils they were accused of committing in the gulags.

Brian
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Brian

Nancy hears your podcast. She was not impressed.
(Picture of Nancy Pelosi ripping her phone in half)

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Brian

I hold John McAfee as the Libertarian Ideal.
Hire the local gang for "protection", pick up underage girls so that you can pay them to perform deplorable sex acts upon, and manufacture your own brand of untested drugs for mass consumption.

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Trap Town

The Babylon Bee

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Weston Vaughn

amazing video

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Stanley Striker

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