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Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-19



Bill rambles about Epstein, ‘Do What You Love’, and helping schools.

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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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the last of the lemmings
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the last of the lemmings

Twenty four hours of of surveillance entails ALEXA!!
LOL

CyberRonin
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CyberRonin

Fuck Trump

Monster Magnet
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Monster Magnet

Jesus Bill… research a subject before you rant.

prototyp
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prototyp

shut your self

Victor Dell
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Victor Dell

Tap tap tap..Hello..You don't live in a REAL democracy or republic…

Anyone who votes or even cares what politicians do is a completely dumbed down brainwashed moron…

However, you are normal and part of the majority…

Congratulations you fucking idiots… :8)

Lever Action
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Lever Action

only one other inmate in that prison committed "suicide" This place is like a super max. Suicides just don't happen.

Ryan Erickson
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Ryan Erickson

Dude I was at that show, i saw the helicopter taking off, i fuckin knew it was him. Awesome show. Dude is one of the all time greats, ad libbed half the show and it was fuckin hysterical.

Ben Wood
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Ben Wood

Hmmm, I think I'll go to a comedy club and get offended by things that mean something to me.. why is being a fucking victim so cool now days? Makes real victims less. Crying wolf is for lil queers who have everything and want more(jussie smellet). How can you get more when you have everything? Well, you can always be a victim..why not? Because your a fucking adult, thats why. Real victims are quickly becoming nothing worth talking about because theres plenty of fake victims to shit on. Well if everyone hates fake victims so much, why do we still… Read more »

dany dettoni
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dany dettoni

Satanist and junkie pedophile, aleister crowley promoted "do what thou wilt". This world lives by this phrase, from rock stars to politicians. "Do what you will" is Satanic, check it out!

AttnJack
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AttnJack

Journalist Whitney Webb is doing great work on Epstein and his sexual blackmail operation.

Charlos
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Charlos

Peyton Manning is hands down a better QB than Tom Brady

John Arizona
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John Arizona

Hey Bill Burr, your a comedian, act like it.

A Weiss
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A Weiss

24 hour suicide watch entails having zero linen, a hqrd meshrubber robe, and plastic bedding. that with 15 minute visual inspection intervals + camera surveillance = 0% success rate of suicide.

A Weiss
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A Weiss

if your biggest complaint about trump is getting rid of some tax writeoffs, frankly id shut the fúck up.

everss02
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everss02

You're just a Orange Man Bad hack now Bill, you used to be funny. Stick to non political jokes aka actual jokes.

buttdisease
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buttdisease

Back to School would have been bad if not for Rodney jokes.

TurkeyNoodles C
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TurkeyNoodles C

Remember when Bill said Hillary had "eyes wide shut parties underneath the [epstein] mountain"? Wonder why hes saying the Clinton's aren't mob bosses now.

Josh Shailes
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Josh Shailes

He's a national treasure. And I'm not even American…

TheScreamingMoist
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TheScreamingMoist

Trump is retweeting it because it’s a pretty robust theory.

Iron John
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Iron John

Comedians complain about PC culture for two reasons: 1) It curtails free speech and is annoying, 2) It hurts revenue, since half of comedy-going audiences are right-wing morons. I'm sure someone like Bill would LOVE to put together an hour blasting Trump, but the fucking mouth breathers will stop coming to shows. Conversely, comedians like Nick DiPaolo or Jim Norton can get half as popular as Bill (while being 10% as funny) by simply catering to these people.This is not a binary choice of being either a right-wing reactionary or an SJW. Where is this generation's Carlin or Bill Hicks… Read more »

007
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007

Sorry Bill but the fact that you believe these things are conspiracy theories means you don't know enough to intelligently comment.

007
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007

Google is changing search results of all kinds of topics to steer votes. Before you call that conspiracy watch the Senate hearings on it.

Lever Action
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Lever Action

The left has been screaming to tax the rich forever. Well, now you got what they asked for, from a republican.

Tohunga Uwishin
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Tohunga Uwishin

As if the Mob disappeared and could not enter politics.. Governor Christie.. Mayor Giuliani..

M Moore
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M Moore

Screw the dems….

Sarcipious A
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Sarcipious A

Inspirational T shirt :" Tell that bitch to shut up!". < 8 P

Sledgerend
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Sledgerend

Complains about Trump retweeting “conspiracy theory” but then goes on about how he doesn’t even think Epstein is dead 😂😂

hey bill do you listen to yourself? You act like you know wtf you’re talking about but then you say “that’s why i don’t pay attention to politics”… ok then shut up about it and get back to the dick jokes or whatever.

CB
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CB

This episode of the Monday Morning Podcast sponsored by: The Clinton Foundation.

Scrambler 1000
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Scrambler 1000

You have turned into such a libtard. I am sick of comedians talking politics. You are supposed to be making people laugh, not depressing them. You've lost your touch in the last few years Mr. Burr. This is why Stanhope is king.

Norman Bates
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Norman Bates

Anybody who thinks the Clinton's aren't like a mob…Watch this https://youtu.be/JFa9O5XzQ1w

bettybundgaard
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bettybundgaard

Feel bad for the guy who asked his girl about size. Like Bill said: women are not in relationsships because of it, don't fall in love because of it and the bigger is not the better.

Brandon cox
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Brandon cox

if you start a third party for America I will show the rest how to follow. A third party has never been allowed to start because the other two parties will shut down the momentum before it can start. Use their weapon against them. "Art of WAR, one cart of your enemies weapons is worth 10 of your own." Truth should not be angry but needs to be in our day in age to be heard. compromise is the solution. partner with Shaprio and show compromise. change the world. I have tried but can't. YOU CAN!!!

Derived Cunt
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Derived Cunt

i thought i was the only one tripping onbthe donald trump tweets, obama on lat night talk shows, and michele obama doing a dance on the ellen show! its like ur preparing speeches and dances for talk shows… wtf about speeches and plans about the nation… there dicking around these passed decades

DOG FACED GODS m/
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DOG FACED GODS m/

Dude nailed the 3 Act structure perfectly. 1st ten pages builds to an inciting incident and shit goes off.

Bryan Lawrenson
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Bryan Lawrenson

Bill, I love your standup and f is for family. You are a legend and a no nonsense kinda guy. With that being said, you dont know what the FUCK your talking about when it comes to the Clinton's. Hilary's father was LITERALLY CHICAGO'S MOB BOSS! If you dont think "The Clinton kill count" is real, I lost all respect for you. I am Canadian, but the way your overstepping when you are calling Republicans mouth breathers, you are going to piss off most of your fans. The Democrats support murder, planned parenthood has killed 19,000,000 black children, let alone… Read more »

007
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007

The Eagles are going to destroy your Patriots. They took Tom Brady's soul the last time they played.

Wendy Tedder
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Wendy Tedder

Some Americans (at least 65 million) think treason (pay to play with China, Ukraine, Russia, etc.), election rigging (FBI, CIA, 5-eyes), and murder (Clinton body count) are kinda bad. Trump's tweets have proven true unlike the "neuwwzzz". So yeah, leave Trump alone. Trump doesn't let it go when he's attacked. Neither do you. Result of the environment.